The Chinaman piaiseth his T’s,
The mandarin praiseth his Q;
The gardener praiseth his turnips and P’s,
But 1 praise U.

The mariner loveth the C’s,
The bagatelle-player his Q;
The husbandman loveth his cattle and B’s,
But I love U.

The foolish have need of the Y’s,
The actor needeth his Q;
The pilot hath need of two excellent I’s,
But I need U.

The hunter seeketh the J’s,
The shepherd seeketh his U;
The college boys seek their final B.A.
But I C Q.

– Author Unknown.